On Halloween Night...

Dear Great Pumpkin,

   I am looking forward to your arrival on Halloween night, I hope you bring me lots of presents. You must get discouraged because more people believe in Santa Claus than you. Well let's face it; Santa Claus has had more publicity, but being #2, perhaps you try harder. Everyone tells me you are fake, but I believe in you. 

  P.S. If you really are fake don't tell me. I don't want to know.

Linus