I've been hearing you're concerned about my happiness,
But all that thought you're givin' me is conscience, I guess,
If I were walking in your shoes, I wouldn't worry none,
While you and your friends are worryin' 'bout me, I'm having lots of fun,
Counting flowers on the wall, that don't bother me at all,
Playin' solitaire til dawn with a deck of fifty-one,
Smokin' cigarettes and watchin' Captain Kangaroo,
Now don't tell me, "I have nothin' to do."