First step is to get a pig.
(sorry for the censoring, it's for the best)
Wrap it up.
Wrap it more.
Dig a hole and start a fire.
More fire! 
Reduce fire to coals.
Administer proper blessings to the pig.
Chuck the pig into the hole.
Cover it up.
Walk away.
Just walk away.
It's all out of your hands now.
2 comments:
awesome narrative Haney.
Grizz
OK, for those who would like to... Click on the censored picture to see the uncensored version.
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